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Jason Demotivational Poster

miracles -

TAGS: for jason and yasmin
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2015, 9:11 pm

much happiness my friend
CarpeConquietus - July 18, 2015, 8:52 pm
Damn it Jim. Come into my house and start cutting onion next to my computer. I had to bring the wife in the office to show her and she swears there are onions in here too. Thank you, from our hearts, J & Y.

154 kills. -

WWJD - It's Friday the 13th. What would Jason do ?


TAGS: jason
Rating: 3.42/5

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wampyre - May 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
does my friend jason have a halo?
Sean - August 18, 2009, 9:10 pm
So ... yer saying that my sea monkeys might still be alive, albeit wishing they were dead?
JimmyBoy - August 18, 2009, 9:08 pm
Yeah but being dead and visiting Utah are pretty much the same Sean. Once you get here there is no escape. Seriously all the roads seem to loop back on themselves like an episode of the scary door.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:15 pm
Oh. Ummmm... yeah.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
What? My mom said my seamonkeys went to visit their relatives in Utah.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:05 pm
I blame Seamonkey kits. It makes kids learn that death is no big deal.
Dada - January 15, 2009, 4:22 pm

FRIDAY THE 13TH - Just another day in NYC

TAGS: friday 13th jason
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:59 am
Tickets Please.

JASON CLAUS - He's getting ready for next year.

TAGS: jason claus coming to town
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:21 pm
He's making a list. He's checking it twice!

I like your boobs better -

J V P - because A V P just wasn't epic enough

TAGS: jason alien
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by superstaber2

Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
Yeah since late 08. I think I submitted a few before the forum was created. Could be wrong though. Memory is a little hazy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 6:16 pm
I just realized how long you've been here KFD...i shouldn't have called you a noob the other day....you're still a huge pain in the ass though......XD
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 6:10 pm
This isn't great, but it's better than some of the crap I have submitted, 'back in the day'. And by 'back in the day', I mean last week.
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:41 pm
okey sure
thatonechick - April 25, 2010, 1:40 pm
No... no, not really. (Don't worry; from what I understand, you'll get used to me)
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
TOC, your basement poster is a 3!! A freakin 3!! I have 2 pages of posters under that, you started your skyscraper, on stilts!
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:36 pm
cool i guess
thatonechick - April 25, 2010, 1:34 pm
WOOHOO! I'm up to 17 motifakes. :P I've been here over a year!
thatonechick - April 25, 2010, 1:33 pm
You do me too much honor, GS. I just don't submit my messes. LoL Instead, I giggle to myself as I save them.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:31 pm
EVERYBODY has basement posters.(except TOC, she's just pure Amesome) keep in mind you have to have a solid foundation to build upon. you just didn't need to dig a hole so deep to start :)
thatonechick - April 25, 2010, 1:27 pm
Don't feel bad; just make some really f-ing awesome ones to compensate.
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:25 pm
ah i'm guess i'm stuck with this
thatonechick - April 25, 2010, 1:25 pm
You can ask the admin by PM but I am 99% sure he won't do it. He's stated before that he will only delete a Motifake for very pressing reasons.
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:23 pm
how the fuck did i not see the mistake anybody know how i can delete this
ThatGuy - April 25, 2010, 12:37 pm
Saw ths poster and had to click just to say fail. 1L
G4briel - April 25, 2010, 11:32 am
Aaron Kirn is damn right. Epic fail.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 11:30 am
JVP = Jason Vs Predator... and as the caption says, "because AVP (Alien Vs Predator) wasn't epic enough" - Now, Aaron... try to contribute more to the sight than your own brand of wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:32 am
Blah 1L

JASON VOORHEES - Keeps his ho's in line

KISS CAM - It's not manditory, no matter what Dustin Hoffman says.

Hugging from behind -

JASON STATHAM - What were you thinking?

TAGS: crank jason statham movie poster
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by T-Bone

LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:24 am
He's not bad, but he's got all the emotional range of Steven Seagal...which is non-existent. Bank Job was one of his best to date. Everything else since the first Transporter has sucked goat.
T-Bone - April 21, 2009, 4:24 am
I actually like him as an actor. But man, some of his role choices have been bad. Transporter,2 and 3, crank1 and 2 In the Name of the King, Death Race, just to name a few.... Don't get me wrong the first Transporter was good, the rest sucked.... hard.
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 6:13 am
Love Jason movies (Not bad for a English Olympic Diver). But wasn't he seriously dead at then end of Crank 1...

JASON - Turns heads

TAGS: jason
Rating: 2.69/5

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ELTON & LADY GAGA - The scariest combination since Freddie & Jason.

Phobia -

DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.


TAGS: fight jason cubbybear
Rating: 3.26/5

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Captain Obvious - June 10, 2009, 1:02 pm
I Thought It Would Be Freddy Vs Cubby.

THE JIM ZORN OFFENSE - "This offense is so simple to run even a bingo caller can do it."

TAGS: jason zorn
Rating: 1.67/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 9:56 pm
If i see one more damn Redskin poster,i will seriously kill the entire District of Columbia.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 9:55 pm
You're the north star of NFL motifakes.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 9:55 pm
You don't like the Redskins. Nobody does. Jezus Kehrist.... let it go, moron.

Waste -

girls have balls -

scary movie fanatics fans -